"George, I’ve always felt our futures lay outside the world of academic achievement."

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

I came here once with Mum and Dad, years ago.

indicaxdreams:

So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck notimage

I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELFimage

cumberswag:

Benedict Cumberbatch week meme: Day 2

 favourite show or movie : Sherlock

prince-sherlock:

Gabriel

I’m in the game now, and I’m not on your side, or Michael’s. I’m on theirs.

bucky: did it hurt when you fell from heaven
bucky: and then crashed into ice
bucky: and then froze yourself for 66 years
steve:
bucky: 'cause that was dumb as shit

nekoukai:

stunningpicture:

Apple of love

now the whole thing’s going to get all yellow look what you did

tonedgoals:

kkatkkrap:

winterinthetardis:

#firefox is experiencing a problem with windows

DAT CAPTION THO

I can’t. like I really just cannot 

THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC: is the main governing body of the magical community of Great Britain with the intention of preservation of magical law. The Ministry connects the British government to the wizarding world. The headquarters of the Ministry are in Whitehall, in central London, deep underground. It is headed by the Minister for Magic.The Ministry of Magic was formed as a successor to the earlier Wizards’ Council and came into being sometime during the 1600s. It was involved in the International Confederation of Wizards’ decision to create the Statute of Secrecy and still today takes the responsibility of enforcing said Statute

"I can make things move without touching them. I can make animals do what I want without training them. I can make bad things happen to people who are mean to me. I can make them hurt, if I want. I can speak to snakes, too. They find me… whisper things… Is that normal, for someone like me?”

simplypotterheads:

THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX // DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY

bird0fhermes:

I’m crying oh my fucking god

HZ