"George, I’ve always felt our futures lay outside the world of academic achievement."
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
I came here once with Mum and Dad, years ago.
So last night I was pretty high and thought lol ima draw a happy lil face in this banana cus why the fuck not
I CAME DOWNSTAIRS THIS MORNING AND NEARLY PISSED MYSELF
favourite show or movie : Sherlock
I’m in the game now, and I’m not on your side, or Michael’s. I’m on theirs.
Apple of love
now the whole thing’s going to get all yellow look what you did
DAT CAPTION THO
I can’t. like I really just cannot
THE MINISTRY OF MAGIC: is the main governing body of the magical community of Great Britain with the intention of preservation of magical law. The Ministry connects the British government to the wizarding world. The headquarters of the Ministry are in Whitehall, in central London, deep underground. It is headed by the Minister for Magic.The Ministry of Magic was formed as a successor to the earlier Wizards’ Council and came into being sometime during the 1600s. It was involved in the International Confederation of Wizards’ decision to create the Statute of Secrecy and still today takes the responsibility of enforcing said Statute
"I can make things move without touching them. I can make animals do what I want without training them. I can make bad things happen to people who are mean to me. I can make them hurt, if I want. I can speak to snakes, too. They find me… whisper things… Is that normal, for someone like me?”
THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX // DUMBLEDORE'S ARMY